Fanfics

A collection of my Club Penguin fanfics. I’m always writing new parts of  Tales of Waka Sensei, so when I add more to it, I’ll post on the main page to let you guys know.

Note: Hmmm, the format of Tales of Waka Sensei is a little messed up. I’m too tired to fix it right now though.

 

Tales of Waka Sensei: By Chinstrap07

PROLOGUE

Everyone knows that Gary is a secret agent, but what most penguins don’t know is that he’s also a ninja. In fact, he’s recently earned himself the title of Waka Sensei. The problem is, along with that, he also earned himself a job teaching a class of young penguins about how become ninjas until they are ready to move up to the “older kid class.”

 

 

 

Waka Sensei meets his students

 

“Sensei, couldn’t you just continue teaching both of the classes?”

            Sensei shook his head. “Nope. It’s too late for that now. You’ll meet with your class this afternoon in the garden.”          

Gary groaned. He didn’t like teaching little kids. They don’t understand anything you say and they’re always screaming and moving around when you’re trying to tell them something important. If only Sensei would have let him teach the older class.

           

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Gary walked into the garden near the dojo. There were seven small penguins sitting under a cherry tree. One got up and walked over to him.

             “Who are you and what did you do with sensei?!” The little penguin said furiously, glaring at Gary.

            “I’m Waka Sensei and I didn’t do anything to him.  Actually, he’s the one who told me to come here and teach you.”

            “I don’t believe you.” The small penguin said sharply and returned to his spot under the tree.

“Wait, wait. Get over here kid.” The penguin walked back to Gary with an angry look on his face. “Now that I’ve told you who I  am, I want to know who you are.”

            “I’m Takeo, and I don’t like you.” He snapped.

            “Yeah, well I don’t like you. Now go eat this lollipop and zip it.” Gary reached into his pocket and pulled out a blow pop. Takeo grabbed it out of his flippers.

            “Tangerine Mango flavor!” He ripped off the wrapper and took a big lick.  Then he looked back at Gary. “I still don’t like you.” Suddenly, Gary felt someone tug on his shirt. He looked down and saw a smaller girl penguin.

            “It’s okay, I don’t like him either. Big brothers are so mean! I’ll go punch him for you.” She went over to Takeo and punched him right in the face.

            “You made me drop my blow pop!” Takeo yelled. He picked the lollipop off the ground, blew on it, and put it back in his mouth.  “I’m gonna tell mommy what you did, Hoshi!”

            Gary saw two other girl penguins throwing cherry blossoms at each other. One turned around and threw a fistful of cherry blossom at Gary. They both laughed as he brushed a few off his hat. “And you are?”

             “I’m Kohaku, and this is my sister, Kaede.” They both had steel blue feathers and were about the same height. “We’re twins, but I’m ten minutes older than her.”

            “So!? We’re still the same age!”

            “Yeah, but I’m still older than you.” Kaede pushed her sister and they started fighting.

            “What did I ever do to deserve this?” Gary mumbled.  He noticed three other penguins standing near the orchids. “Who are those three over there?”

            “Oh, that’s Taro, Mansaru, and Ryo. They’re annoying.”

            Gary sighed. Teaching this group of little monsters wasn’t going to be easy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Waka Sensei Teaches the Class Their First Lesson

 

“Sensei! What are we going to learn about today? Are we going to use a Uchigatana to chop off someone’s flipper?”

            “Um, no. Today we’ll be making some origami swans.”

            “Why?! That’s boring!” Takeo said crossly.

“Sensei, can paper cuts kill someone?” Kohaku asked.

“We’re making origami swans because it takes patience, which you guys could use some of; and no, paper cuts are not deadly.” Gary pulled out a piece of blue paper and began to fold it carefully. “Okay, this will be pretty hard for you guys. As I said before, you need a lot of patience to make origami animals. First, you fold the paper so that it’s-”

            “I’m done!” Kaede yelled as she waved an origami dragon in the air. “Now can we chop off flippers?”

            Gary sighed. “You know, there’s more to being a ninja than killing, but if it’ll shut you guys up, I’ll show you how to kill someone.

            “YAY!” The class screamed. Gary rolled his eyes.

 

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“A Winter Melon on a stick?! We’re going to kill a Winter Melon on a stick?” Takeo said irritably.

            “Yes.”

            “But it’s not even alive!”

            “Well, since we don’t have any real penguins we can kill, we’ll just have to pretend this Winter Melon is one… That is, unless you’d like to volunteer to take the Winter Melon’s place…”

            Takeo gulped and smiled nervously. “No, no! That’s okay Sensei, killing Winter Melons is awesome!”       

            “That’s what I thought.” Gary said scornfully. “Okay, now watch this.” Gary whacked his Katana into the Winter Melon, chopping it in half.

            “Whoa! Lemme try!” Ryo ran up to Gary and pulled the sword out of his flippers.

            “Hey! Kid, get back here!” Gary began running after Ryo, who had the Katana raised above his shoulder, ready to attack the melon.

            “WHAAAAAAAAA!” Ryo threw the sword at the melon, but missed. It went flying though the air and almost killed Taro, who ducked just before it hit his head. “RYO, YOU STUPID CHILD! You almost killed Taro! Okay, no more Winter Melon killing for today. Let’s go back inside and make some more origami.”

            “Stupid idiot. You ruined it for everyone. Now he’s never gonna let us kill things ever again!” Takeo said to Ryo.

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            “STUPID PAPER BIRD!” Takeo crumpled his pink piece of paper and threw it at Ryo. Ryo looked up from his origami swan.

            “WHO THREW THAT!?” He screamed.

            “I DID! That’s what you get for ruining everything!” Takeo took Hoshi’s half-finished swan, crumbled it up, and threw it at Ryo.

            “SENSEI! TAKEO TOOK MY SWAN AND USED IT TO FIGHT RYO!” Hoshi started to cry.

“Quit being a baby, Hoshi!” Takeo said. Ryo reached for Kaede’s origami dragon and threw it at Takeo. Kaede slapped Ryo in the head.

“YOU MEANIE! YOU RUINED MY DRAGON!” Takeo ran up and offered to help Kaede beat up Ryo but she refused.   

“Thanks, but I don’t need your help.”

“When someone offers to help, you’re supposed to say YES!” Takeo then kicked Kaede.

“Leave my sister alone!” Kohaku shrieked. She started pulling Takeo’s feathers. Hoshi was still crying and complaining to Gary about how mean Takeo was.

“…And then, he destroyed my kite once, and it- it made me sad and then he laughed, so I punched him in the face real hard…”

“Hoshi, tell me later, okay?!” Gary ran over to the group of fighting children.

“Noooo! Sensei! Come back! I wasn’t done!” Hoshi said with tears rolling down her face.

Gary pushed Kohaku to the side to stop her from pulling Takeo’s feathers and picked up Kaede and moved her away from Ryo.

“WHY YOU LITTLE BRATS! Can’t you do anything without fighting with each other?!”

“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, TAKEO!” Ryo shouted.

“NO IT’S NOT! IT’S YOUR  FAULT, RYO!”

Ryo began to run over to Takeo, but Gary seized him by the flipper.
            “Look, I don’t care who started it! You guys are all  in trouble!” Gary said angrily. Hoshi started to cry again.

“But I didn’t do nothing wrong, Sensei!” She wailed.

“No, no! It’s okay Hoshi! I didn’t mean you!” Hoshi was crying hysterically. She ran over to Gary and gave him a hug.  

“Hoshi! Calm down!”

“Not to seem like I don’t care about Hoshi’s freaking out, but isn’t it snack time?” Mansaru said.

Gary pulled up his sleeve and looked at his watch. “Oh, um, yeah, you’re right. Okay guys! It’s time for snack!”

The class shouted excitedly and ran outside… except for Taro. He was asleep on a mat in the corner.

“Taro! Get up! It’s time for snack!” Gary tapped Taro on the shoulder.

“AHHHHHHHHH!” Taro screamed and startled Gary. “Sensei! Are they gone!?”

“What? Taro, what are you talking about?”
            “You know, those guys! They tried to throw their swords at my face and KILL ME! AHH! COLORS! LIFE FLASHING BEFORE ME! FLYING PINK DRAGON WITH SPARKLY TAIL AND POLKA DOT WINGS!” Taro was shaking with fear.

“Ummm, I think you just had a bad dream, kid. There weren’t any guys with swords or flying pink dragons  here.” Gary said.

Taro scratched his head. “That’s weird because I swear I could hear them yelling. Then one of them kicked me and it hurt.”

 

           

 

 

Waka Sensei Takes His Class Outside for Snack Time

 

The class ran into the garden. Mansaru sat down near the Koi Pond with Taro. “Where’s your snack?” Mansaru asked as he pulled a Fuji Apple out of a brown paper bag.

“I forgot it at home!” Taro said miserably, watching Mansaru take a large bite of his apple.

              “Well, that stinks for you.” Mansaru‘s voice was somewhat muffled by the food in his mouth.

            “Could I maybe, you know, have a bite of your apple?”

            “Nope. Sorry.” Taro frowned, then noticed the fish in the Koi Pond.

            “Are we allowed to eat the fish in there?”

            “Yeah, I guess. Why else would we have fish there?”  Taro walked over to the edge of the Koi Pond and looked at all the fish swimming around. There was a white fish with a red spot on his head, two orange fish, and another white fish, but this one had black spots. The one with the black spots was the plumpest, so Taro grabbed it out of the pond and bit into it.

            “HEY KID! What are you doing?! DON’T EAT THOSE! THEY’RE FOR DECORATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!” Gary ran over to Taro but saw it was too late. “Ugh. And you ate the best looking one too. Why did you do that anyways?! Haven’t you already eaten your snack?” Taro began to cry.

            “I forgot my snack at home! I asked Mansaru for some of his but he didn’t let me have any and- and… wait, am I gonna get punished for this?”

            “Yes.” Taro got on his knees and pleaded to Gary. “Please! No! Don’t kill me, Sensei! I won’t eat the pretty fish ever again!”

            “Relax, kid! I’m not going to kill you. Instead, I want you to go back inside and make some origami flowers until snack time is done.” Taro walked back to the dojo dejectedly. Meanwhile, Hoshi, Takeo, Kaede and Ryo were playing Go Fish.  “Do you have any fours?” Hoshi asked. Ryo threw one at her face. “HEY! YOU’RE A MEANIE!” Hoshi threw a card back at him. Takeo threw his cards at Ryo.

            “Only I’m  allowed to hurt my sister!” The two started fighting and throwing cards at each other.

            “You two! Get over here now.” Gary said sternly.

 

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“So, why are you two here?” Taro said, looking at the sloppy origami flower he had just finished.  

“We got in a fight because dummy over here threw a card at my sister’s face.”

“YOU’RE THE DUMMY!” Ryo yelled.

“NO! YOU  ARE! The two began to fight again. Ryo pushed Takeo onto the ground, crushing all of Taro’s flowers. Gary ran over to them grabbed them both by the shoulder.

            “Okay, I can’t have you two fighting… I’ve got an idea. Let’s all play a nice game together. The rules are very easy and anyone can play.”

            “Oh, we’re gonna play Mario Kart? Ryo asked.

            “Noooo. We’re going to play…… The Quiet Game!”

            “NO! THAT’S STUPID!” Takeo kicked Gary.

            “You know what? I don’t really care anymore. Go ahead, kill each other.”

            “YES!” Takeo punched Ryo’s flipper and Ryo kicked him in the face.

            “Have fun.” Gary walked out of the dojo, leaving the two to fight alone while Taro tried to fix his damaged origami flowers.

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            “Okay you guys! Time to go back inside!” None of the kids listened. “GET OVER HERE OR I’LL KICK YOU GUYS UNTILL YOU’RE SORE!”  This time, they all came running over to Gary. “When we get back inside, we’re going to learn how to use a pair of nunchucks!” The class squealed with delight . “HAHA! I’m just kidding! Since your little friends Takeo and Ryo got into a fight during snack time, you’ll all be punished by being forced to clip the Bonsai trees.”

            “AWWWW!” The class followed Gary into the dojo gloomily. Takeo, Taro and Ryo were there, waiting for them. They were covered in bruises and Ryo had a black eye.   

            “My eye hurts!” Ryo said, crying. Takeo was looking at the large paper cut on his flipper.

            “Well, I’m glad to see you guys worked things out.” Gary smirked.

 

           

 

           

When Macaques Attack

           

           
“Now, the most important thing about- Ryo, will you kindly pay attention!?” Ryo didn’t respond, he just continued to stare at something outside the window.

“RYO!” Gary yelled. Ryo turned around, startled.

“I didn’t do it! I swear! It was… it was Takeo! Yeah! He’s a meanie head!” he said panicky.

“No I didn’t!” Takeo screamed. “See?! See what a liar he is, Sensei?!”

“You two stop it now or I’ll force you to make some more origami flowers!” Immediately, Ryo and Takeo stopped fighting. “Now I’m going to explain this one more time without any interruptions…” Gary looked over at Ryo. “…and you better not be looking outside the window again, kid.”

“But Sensei! There was a monkey outside!” Ryo said.

“Those smelly, flea-infested things are always roaming around up here.  Now as I was saying before, the most important thing about-”

“Hey! The monkey’s back!” Ryo was looking out the window again.

“Ryo! What did I say about interrupting?!” Gary said angrily. “Just forget about that hideous creature and pay attention!”

By now, Kohaku and Kaede were also looking out the window. “It’s so cute! Can we go pet it?”

“Well, based on his apparent fearlessness in such close proximity to us, its highly probably that that macaque is rabid.”

“What does that mean, Sensei?” Kaede asked.

“It means that macaque wants to kill you.” Kohaku laughed.

“I get it! The monkey is really cute and your saying it’s evil. That’s a funny joke, Sensei!”

“It’s not a joke, kid.” Gary said gravely, speaking from experience.

“Hey! Kaede is going to pet the monkey!” Kaede was outside the dojo, walking over to the monkey.

“KAEDE! GET BACK HERE!” Gary yelled. He ran out of the dojo in a panic while the rest of the class followed. “DON’T PET THAT MONKEY! Kaede put her flipper on the monkey’s back. It lunged out at her, baring its sharp (and somewhat stained) teeth. Kaede screamed and ran over to Gary, crying.

“You were right, Sensei! It did  wanna eat me!” Kaede wailed. Meanwhile, the macaque was sitting in one of the nearby hot springs.

Kohaku was furious. “That monkey tried to kill my sister and now he will pay!” She picked up a large stick and started running towards the monkey. It leaped out of the water as soon as it saw her coming. “GET BACK HERE!” Kohaku screamed. The monkey ran into the woods and out of sight. Kohaku lamely threw the stick into the woods and emitted a whiney guttural noise. “UUUHHH! Take that, stupid monkey!”

 

 

“AHHH! Taro just ruined my paper!” Mansaru looked at the large spill of ink that covered his paper, destroying all of his calligraphy.

“I didn’t mean to! I’m sorry, Mansaru! That monkey was staring at me!” Taro looked back at the monkey outside the window who was gazing at him blankly.

“The monkey is back!” Hoshi said. The macaque started licking the window. “Ewww!” Soon, most of the class was over by the window watching the monkey intently.

“Guys! Forget that rabid animal and keep working on your calligraphy!” The class paid no attention to Gary. “That monkey is just a figment of your imagination! Now get away from that window!” He still didn’t get any response from the students. “Fine. I’m going to go club that thing over the head with a pair of nunchucks.” This got their attention. Soon everyone was screaming and yelling.

“I’LL GO WITH YOU!” Kohaku hollered. Gary walked out the door with Kohaku. The monkey was sitting next to the window. For some reason, it didn’t run.  “Maybe it’s paralyzed in fear.” Kohaku said.

Gary walked up to the macaque and was finally able to get a good look at it. It was only a baby and it had big, green eyes which stared back at him in a gentle way.

            “Aw, aren’t you a cute, innocent little fellow? Listen furball, I know what you’re trying to do and it’s not working.” The monkey smiled and came closer to Gary. “Get away from me, you mangy thing!” It grabbed onto his shirt. “GO AWAY!” Gary shouted.

Kohaku was fuming. “DON’T YOU TRY TO KILL SENSEI! I WON’T LET YOU GET AWAY THIS TIME!” She picked up a rock and threw it at the macaque. It let out a screech and climbed onto Gary’s shoulder.

“AHHHH! Get it off! It’s going to give me fleas!” Quickly, Gary reached into his pockets and found the chocolate bar he had been saving for later. “FETCH!” He threw the chocolate bar as far as he could. The monkey hopped off his shoulder and went scampering after it. “RUN KID!” Kohaku and Gary ran towards the dojo as fast as their feet could carry them.

 

 

“Okay guys, It’s time for snack.” The class dashed outside. “Uhhh, Sensei! The scary monkey is back…” Kaede said cautiously watching the macaque sitting by the Koi pond. Gary groaned.

“I think we just found our new class pet.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Island (another little back-story for ya.)

 

There is another thing that most penguins are not aware of; that these ninjas originally came from a small island near Club Penguin. One very interesting thing about this island was that it wasn’t cold and icy like Club Penguin. Instead, it was a warm tropical island which was made up of mostly rain forest. Another very interesting thing about it was that it was where Rockhopper kept most of his treasures. Rockhopper Island, he liked to call it. For a while he didn’t even know that that wasn’t it’s original name.

Anyways, the ninjas weren’t too pleased to find out that an outsider had taken up residence on the island. This lead to a longstanding grudge between the ninjas and Rockhopper. Of course, this didn’t help the previously established hatred that the two groups of ninjas on the island had for each other. A long time ago, the group controlling the north side of the island, the Ryū tribe, had tried to take over some of the Saru tribe’s land. The Saru tribe was able to prevent this, but the two tribes have been enemies ever since. During a horrible war between the tribes, some of the Saru ninjas decided to leave the island for the sake of protecting themselves and their children and go to Club Penguin. This is how the ninjas ended up in the mountains.

I suppose you’re wondering why I even bothered to tell you this. Well, it’s because the next chapters of the story wouldn’t make sense if I hadn’t.

 

 

 

Rockhopper

 

Seeing as Gary was a ninja and Rockhopper was Rockhopper, the two didn’t get along so well. Sure, Gary helped him fix his boat and all, but that wasn’t out of the goodness of his own heart. The other penguins begged him to help them with their harebrained idea. He only agreed to it after being offered a large sum of money.

Tsutomu, Gary’s best friend, had been the first to tell him about the detestation that the ninjas had for Rockhopper. Their conversation had been something like this:

 

“…and then I realized that it probably wasn’t a good idea to try on Sensei’s hat.  Anyways, what’s new with you?”

“Nothing really. Rockhopper is back and everyone is excited to go to one of his ‘pirate parties’-”

“Whoa, what’s this about Rockhopper? He’s here?! Are you serious?!”

“Um… yes?”

 

Tsutomu then proceeded to yell out some colorful words.

 

“Er… are okay, Tsutomu?”

“NO! Do you know what he did to us!?”

“No, I can’t say that I do.”

“Then let me explain. When I was just a little kid, we all lived on this island where there were these other ninjas that no one seemed to like very much.

One day, some of us were on the beach and noticed this boat sitting in the water. Then some freak with a funny looking hat came out with one of those furball things on his shoulder. We quickly hid in the undergrowth and watched him start walking around the beach.

‘Yarr! This be a perfect place to be keepin’ me treasure. I’ll call it ‘Rockhopper Island!’

He soon went into the forest, so we decided to follow him and see what he was doing. Anyways, while watching this outsider, we unknowingly walked right into enemy territory. As you can imagine, the Ryū ninjas weren’t too happy about us or that pirate fool wandering into their land. This started another war and some of us left. That’s how we ended up here. Things have never been the same on that island ever since, which is why we haven’t returned. Now we’re stuck here in this freezing wasteland!”

 

Tsutomu sighed glumly. “I still remember how wonderful the sun felt on my face and how the pearly white sand glistened in its light. Yeah, everything was so beautiful there. But, I don’t really want to burden you with my problems anymore, so how about we head over to the garden and play a game of cards or something?”

 

            Of course, Gary felt horrible for his friend and had become very angry at Rockhopper. He never liked him again after hearing that story. He wanted to help Tsutomu but had no idea how.

 

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Another few months passed and Rockhopper soon returned to the island, much to Tsutomu’s dismay.

“You know, your problem isn’t ever going to be solved if you don’t do anything about it.” Gary said under his breath.

“Well what do you expect me to do? Go confront him or something?” Tsutomu said, pacing in front of the Dojo.

“Yeah. Why not?” Gary asked.

“Because he wouldn’t listen.”

“He might listen to me…”

Tsutomu sighed heavily. “Then go talk to him for me.”

 

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Gary walked into the Migrator and knocked on the door to Rockhopper’s quarters.

“Come in.” Gary opened the door. Rockhopper was sitting at an antique table looking at an old treasure map. “Ahoy, lad. What do ye want?”

“Well, I’d like to talk to you about something…”

“Sure, sure. Sit down.”

“It’s about my friend. He-”

“Wants an autograph? Well, I think that can be arranged.” Rockhopper said.

“No, it’s something more serious than that… you see, he’s a ninja and-”

“A ninja? Then I don’t think I want to have anything to do with the lad.” Rockhopper said, looking irritated. “It’s been nice to see you Gary, but I ought to get back to studying me treasure maps.” He opened the door and lead him out of the ship. Clearly, getting Rockhopper to help was going to be a lot harder that Gary had originally thought.

 

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Tsutomu was sitting in the dojo waiting for Gary to return from the ship. He hoped Rockhopper hadn’t just ignored him. “Hey, Tsutomu.” Gary walked in to the building and sat down next to him. “Rockhopper wasn’t any help.”

“Why that fiend!” Tsutomu growled.

“…But  I have a plan.” Gary said with a grin.

 

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“You want me to stowaway on his ship with you?!”

“Yeah. Other penguins have done it. Why can’t we?”

Tsutomu seemed a bit nervous. “What if he catches us?”

“He won’t. We have ways of not being seen, remember?”

 

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“I still don’t think this is the best idea, Gary.” Tsutomu said, looking out of one of the portholes in the hold.

“Oh, will you relax? We’ll be fine.” Suddenly, light poured into the room and the shouting of a hundred penguins could be heard.

“Goodbye, me hearties! I’ll be back soon!” The door shut, muffling the yells and Rockhopper came walking down the stairs into the hold. “Phew. Thank goodness.” He let Yarr off his shoulder. The red puffle squeaked and started hopping towards Gary.

“Oh great.” Gary mumbled. Yarr bounced up and down in front of him.

“What’s wrong, Yarr?” Rockhopper said. To him, it looked like Yarr was getting wound up over nothing. Gary and Tsutomu had made themselves invisible with their awesome ninja magic.

“Aye, stop hopping around like that. I still need you to go take care of everything on deck.” He opened the door to the deck again and let Yarr out.

“Oh thank god.” Gary muttered. Rockhopper went into the Captain’s quarters and closed the door. Gary and Tsutomu slowly faded back into sight.

“So, when do you think we’ll be leaving?” Tsutomu asked.

“Soon.”

 

Rockhopper Island

 

 Gary and Tsutomu awoke with a thud.

“What was that?!”

“I think we’ve reached land.”

The two carefully opened the door to the deck and walked out. The sun was blinding.

“It’s just like I remember it…” Tsutomu said. His smile was enormous.

Rockhopper put his flipper up to his eyes to block the sun. “What are ye doing here?!”

The two had been caught. Gary chuckled nervously as Rockhopper shot them an angry look.

“Well… uh, what a pleasant surprise! Didn’t think we’d see you here!” Tsutomu said timidly.

“And I didn’t think I’d see you here.” Rockhopper replied in a stern tone.

“Gary! Make yourself invisible and run!” Tsutomu whispered.

“To where?!”

“I don’t know! Far away from here! Just follow me!”

“But-” Before Gary could finish, Tsutomu disappeared and began running into the forest.